who...

...bribes the 1yr old with Peppa Pig...who has been on a diet since 1992...who has as a serious, unhealthy addiction to Facebook marketplace...who swears too much...who drinks too much...who is permanently a sleepdeprivedmum...who overthinks...who overeats...and who keeps the dry shampoo industry up and running. 

i can't be the only one...

 
 

...who finally breaks down

The Lock Down: day 7 06:30 Yes, yes the clock may well say 6:30 but its bullshit isn’t it? It’s still 5:30 just the clock’s gone forward...

…who can’t sleep?

EVER. I’m talking never. Oh no wait, that’s bullshit. I can sleep for roughly 6mins but then I’m up. Take tonight for example. I got 5...

 
 

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