…who got her tits out on the M4?
Which sounds like a dare from student days. But alas stood on the hardshoulder of the M4 covered in milk puke in my bra is not quite a...
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE...
who...
...bribes the 1yr old with Peppa Pig...who has been on a diet since 1992...who has as a serious, unhealthy addiction to Facebook marketplace...who swears too much...who drinks too much...who is permanently a sleepdeprivedmum...who overthinks...who overeats...and who keeps the dry shampoo industry up and running.