...whose first post baby poo wouldn’t flush?
4 days after the trauma of a c-section, having eaten a bag of prunes and drunk shit tonne of orange juice I finally gave into a poo tea;...
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE...
who...
...bribes the 1yr old with Peppa Pig...who has been on a diet since 1992...who has as a serious, unhealthy addiction to Facebook marketplace...who swears too much...who drinks too much...who is permanently a sleepdeprivedmum...who overthinks...who overeats...and who keeps the dry shampoo industry up and running.