…who comes on during a national lock down without so much as an ear bud for sanitary wear
The Lock Down: day 4 06:30 In she comes and I know it’s going to be a tricky start. She sobs because I won’t give her my ear plug. Christ...
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE...
who...
...bribes the 1yr old with Peppa Pig...who has been on a diet since 1992...who has as a serious, unhealthy addiction to Facebook marketplace...who swears too much...who drinks too much...who is permanently a sleepdeprivedmum...who overthinks...who overeats...and who keeps the dry shampoo industry up and running.