who...

...bribes the 1yr old with Peppa Pig...who has been on a diet since 1992...who has as a serious, unhealthy addiction to Facebook marketplace...who swears too much...who drinks too much...who is permanently a sleepdeprivedmum...who overthinks...who overeats...and who keeps the dry shampoo industry up and running. 

i can't be the only one...

 
 

… who is an April Fool

The Lock In Day 10 07:10 OMG slept the night in my own bed and she didn’t wake up once. Lies. He tells me she screamed at 4am but I was...

...whose days last 4387562983475 hours

The Lock Down: day 6 09:11 All fed. Them bacon and eggs. Me a smoothie. Must try to lose some of the 7lbs weight gain. At this rate, 7lbs...

...who is a shopping yo-yo

The Lock Down: day 3 05:55 Woke with a start thinking I was about to shit myself. Realised I was in fact about to shit myself as I’d put...

 
 

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