who...

...bribes the 1yr old with Peppa Pig...who has been on a diet since 1992...who has as a serious, unhealthy addiction to Facebook marketplace...who swears too much...who drinks too much...who is permanently a sleepdeprivedmum...who overthinks...who overeats...and who keeps the dry shampoo industry up and running. 

i can't be the only one...

 
 

…who imagines the worst

The Lock Down Day 16 07:10 It’s going to be a long day. She opens her eyes and says; “MY CAR”. “Yes darling we will go and play with your...

… who is an April Fool

The Lock In Day 10 07:10 OMG slept the night in my own bed and she didn’t wake up once. Lies. He tells me she screamed at 4am but I was...

...who finally breaks down

The Lock Down: day 7 06:30 Yes, yes the clock may well say 6:30 but its bullshit isn’t it? It’s still 5:30 just the clock’s gone forward...

...whose days last 4387562983475 hours

The Lock Down: day 6 09:11 All fed. Them bacon and eggs. Me a smoothie. Must try to lose some of the 7lbs weight gain. At this rate, 7lbs...

...who is a shopping yo-yo

The Lock Down: day 3 05:55 Woke with a start thinking I was about to shit myself. Realised I was in fact about to shit myself as I’d put...

…who can’t sleep?

EVER. I’m talking never. Oh no wait, that’s bullshit. I can sleep for roughly 6mins but then I’m up. Take tonight for example. I got 5...

…who got her tits out on the M4?

Which sounds like a dare from student days. But alas stood on the hardshoulder of the M4 covered in milk puke in my bra is not quite a...

...who has shit herself live on air?

I co-produced / presented a documentary on miscarriages leading up to the birth of Beryl. And it just so happened to be on air 10 days...

 
 

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